Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
