small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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