Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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