I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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