we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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