dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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