i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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