so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Of course I have a pirate flag
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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