We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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