it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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