this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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