Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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