All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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