Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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