Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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