would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish i was in the wii world.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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