If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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