my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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