You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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