Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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