You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
third nipple confirmed
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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