Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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