Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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