My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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