you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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