Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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