what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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