Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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