what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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