Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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