Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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