Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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