I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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