I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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