Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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