***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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