Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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