I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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