i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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