Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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