They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You coming home soon, man?
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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