Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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