How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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