Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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