Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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