i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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