Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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