So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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