well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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