i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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