I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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