sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
